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Allegedly, by outwitting the eagle in a contest to see who could fly the highest, the itty-bitty wren nabbed the title “king of all birds” and pulled off an upset bigger than any Sweet 16 Cinderella story of modern times. Understandably, the eagle was not so amused- nor was his entourage. They chased the royal wren from the unfriendly skies and banished him to the shrubs and bushes of suburbia, not to mention In-N-Out burger parking lots. Because the wren feared the wrath of other foes, and enjoyed pecking an occasional double-double with cheese, he accepted his new life of royalty in exile. We think you’ll have no problems making this royal Pinot vanish either.